7 Reasons Why People Kiss with Their Eyes Closed
In tips on January 26th, 2009 by Josh Shayne | 8,696 views
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Why do people close their eyes when they kiss? Who invented this custom? When you don’t keep your eyes closed you’re violating a sacred principle. It’s like eating cereal with your hands when nobody’s around. Nobody sees you, but you still feel weird and like you’re violating the natural order.
If you need a reason to keep your eyes closed while kissing, here are seven top reasons, according to a poll taken outside Rockefeller Center by sexologist Diane DeLay, PhD, as part of the research for her upcoming book, “Love Me Like We’re Bunnies”:
Reasons why people kiss with their eyes closed:
1. You wouldn’t want to see what you look like while kissing, so neither would your partner;
2. Your brain can’t make your tongue swirl around if your eyes are moving at the same time. It’s the same principle as trying to pat your head while using your other hand to go in circles over your belly;
3. It’s weird enough to kiss with your eyes open, but even weirder to make moaning sounds;
4. It’s bad for your eyeballs to look that close at anything;
5. For females, it ruins everything if you’re fantasizing about Brad Pitt when you’re staring at something closer to Steve Buscemi;
6. For males, if you’re kissing in the middle of intercourse, with your eyes closed it’s easier to imagine baseball;
7. With your eyes open, your lover’s nose looks bigger than the Chrysler Building
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alex
Says:June 9th, 2009 at 10:00 am
…This article was flippin’ weird….
yona loriner
Says:February 3rd, 2010 at 12:03 pm
i like the 7th reason
Willow-Chan
Says:May 5th, 2010 at 1:04 pm
I really like the 7th reason, too. xD
tavi
Says:May 27th, 2010 at 3:46 am
i want to be with justin bieber so super much that is my dream
britany
Says:July 5th, 2010 at 9:11 pm
i like number 7♥
Justin Bieber
Says:August 15th, 2010 at 5:02 pm
lol these reasons are so true
Popanator
Says:September 3rd, 2010 at 4:03 am
Thanks for this. This was funny. My lover’s nose is already bigger than the Chrysler Bldg!