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tedhoward-letter
December 18, 2008
Love Letter Jigsaw Takes 15 Years to Put Together Again
A British man spent 15 years reassembling 2,000 pieces of love letters he had written to his late wife. She had torn up the letters when she caught someone reading them.
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lizzy-frisinger-text-message
December 17, 2008
After Losing Her Virginity, Teen Accidentally Texts Dad
18-year old Elizabeth (Lizzy) Frisinger was super-excited to lose her virginity. So excited in fact, that after doing it on a beach during a class trip, she immediately fired-off a text message to a friend raving about how it was “gr8.” Unfortunately for Lizzy, a slip of the finger sent the message not to a friend, but to her Dad.
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Tired of Being Rejected by Real Women, Scientist Invents Robot Woman to Reject His Advances
December 16, 2008
Tired of Being Rejected by Real Women, Scientist Invents Robot Woman to Reject His Advances
Inventor Le Trung, 33, has created Aiko–a female robot with “with a stunning 32, 23, 33 figure, shiny hair and delicate features.” They often go on drives together, she reads him newspaper headlines over breakfast and works in his home 24 hours a day. Aiko also reacts to human touch and can be tickled.
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December 11, 2008
Principal Kisses Pig. Pig Unimpressed.
A middle school principal made good on a promise to kiss a pig this Monday. San Benancio Middle School principal Gina Uccelli had vowed to pucker up for the porcine pet if her students raised $17,000 in a magazine fundraiser.
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December 10, 2008
British Art Gallery Bans Air-Kissing
An art gallery in London is rejecting the usual launch party customs by banning guests from air-kissing and calling each other “darling”.
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