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After Losing Her Virginity, Teen Accidentally Texts Dad

18-year old Elizabeth (Lizzy) Frisinger was super-excited to lose her virginity. So excited in fact, that after doing it on a beach during a class trip, she immediately fired-off a text message to a friend raving about how it was “gr8.”

Unfortunately for Lizzy, a slip of the finger sent the message not to a friend, but to her Dad. He immediately booked her a return trip back to Cleveland. Class Trip over.

Lizzy Frisinger text message

Somehow this seems like a great marketing opportunity for Delta. I can see the ad campaign now:  “Delta Air Lines: Rushing Home America’s Deflowered Daughters since 1924.”

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