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Dutch Coffeeshop Encourages Flirtation with WiFi

Our headline is partially true. In an effort to attract more wi-fi freeloading students, CoffeeCompany in Holland changed it’s WiFi menu to reflect items from the cafe’s actual menu as well as directives to customers. Some wifi menu items include: “Mmm Yummy Muffin Only 2 Euro,” “Buy Another Cup You Cheapskate” and Our Favorite (and excuse for […]

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Love Letter Jigsaw Takes 15 Years to Put Together Again

A British man spent 15 years reassembling 2,000 pieces of love letters he had written to his late wife. She had torn up the letters when she caught someone reading them. Ted Howard, 82, ended up with 98 letters that he had written to his wife Molly during the seven years he spent abroad – traveling […]

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After Losing Her Virginity, Teen Accidentally Texts Dad

18-year old Elizabeth (Lizzy) Frisinger was super-excited to lose her virginity. So excited in fact, that after doing it on a beach during a class trip, she immediately fired-off a text message to a friend raving about how it was “gr8.” Unfortunately for Lizzy, a slip of the finger sent the message not to a friend, […]

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Tired of Being Rejected by Real Women, Scientist Invents Robot Woman to Reject His Advances

Inventor Le Trung, 33, has created Aiko – a female robot with “with a stunning 32, 23, 33 figure, shiny hair and delicate features.” They often go on drives together, she reads him newspaper headlines over breakfast and works in his home 24 hours a day. Aiko (her name means ‘love child’) also reacts to human […]

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Principal Kisses Pig. Pig Unimpressed.

A middle school principal made good on a promise to kiss a pig this Monday. San Benancio Middle School principal Gina Uccelli had vowed to pucker up for the porcine pet if her students raised $17,000 in a magazine fundraiser. They ended up raising $18,000 in all and she fulfilled her committment in front of the […]

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British Art Gallery Bans Air-Kissing

An art gallery in London is rejecting the usual launch party customs by banning guests from air-kissing and calling each other “darling”. Based in the West End, Spectrum Fine Art is hosting a tongue-in-cheek anti-London Fashion Week party. Any guests spotted air-kissing or wearing absurd or impractical outfits should expect to be thoroughly reprimanded. The […]