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4 Ways to Enhance the Kissing Experience

Sure, kissing is an engaging activity, but did you know you can do other things WHILE kissing to broaden the experience? Here are a few ideas: 1. Hum. Humming while kissing causes a vibration in both partners’ mouths. And who doesn’t like vibrations? 2. Blink your eyes. When you do this it looks like you’re kissing an […]

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Five Ways to Say “I Love You” Like a Passive, Cowardly Maniac

Are you afraid to say the three words that will change your relationship forever? Even if you really really are dying to say them? Well, never you worry. Here are five ways to express the sentiment without actually going out on a limb: 1. Shave Your Body Hair into a Heart Shape. If you’re a […]

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How to Pretend You Appreciate Expensive Wine (without really knowing what the hell you’re doing)

Let me start off by saying that I actually do know the difference between the way a nice glass of wine tastes and the way a crappy wine tastes. I know what I’m doing; thus, I can tell you how to pretend to know what you’re doing (without actually knowing how to do it). There […]

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“Will Make Bed for Sex”

Frat boys don’t have the right idea. In fact, it’s amazing to me that they get laid at all. Women are all about feeling – the mood – when it comes to sex. If a guy’s room is scary, gross, weird, or too adorable (which is also weird), sex is a no-go activity. This is probably […]

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How To Set Up Blind Dates (And Have Your Friends Still Like You After The Dates Are Over)

I’ve been on a few blind dates. For a 24 year old who started dating at age 16, I’ve been on way more than most people my age. If I hadn’t eventually found a boyfriend (who I did NOT meet as a result of a blind date), and kept going on blind dates at this […]

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Why Everyone Looks Sexy In Red

Maybe you’re the one who gets constantly glossed over by everyone. You go to the bar with your friend, Lola (if you don’t like the name Lola, you can pick a different name), and you’re both hanging over the bar, trying to get the bartender’s attention. Lola has giant bosoms and is always – this […]

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6 Ways to Cry and Still Seem Like a Manly Man

In our society especially, maintaining your status as a manly man means sauntering around like a superhero in street clothes. And superheroes express themselves by displaying their might, grunting when things get tough (or something’s a little heavy), and laughing in clusters of three “ha”s. Superheroes do not cry. Writers of the show Lois and Clark had […]

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10 Opening Lines to Make That Hot Mailman YOUR Hot Mailman

When you find a man that shows up everyday wind, rain or shine – hold on to him. This article is dedicated to my friend Marie. Marie has a hot mailman. She just happens to open her curtains and peer out the window every day, at the exact time the mailman happens to walk up […]

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Getting Cheeky: Kiss Like a European

You’re about to say goodbye to your good friend, Monique who is visiting from Paris. You go to hug her and she goes to kiss your cheek. Do your noses collide or are you clued-in as to which cheek gets kissed first? And how many kisses will this farewell take? In Paris and central France, most […]

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7 Reasons Why People Kiss with Their Eyes Closed

Why do people close their eyes when they kiss? Who invented this custom? When you don’t keep your eyes closed you’re violating a sacred principle. It’s like eating cereal with your hands when nobody’s around. Nobody sees you, but you still feel weird and like you’re violating the natural order. If you need a reason to […]