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4 Ways to Enhance the Kissing Experience

Sure, kissing is an engaging activity, but did you know you can do other things WHILE kissing to broaden the experience? Here are a few ideas: 1. Hum. Humming while kissing causes a vibration in both partners’ mouths. And who doesn’t like vibrations? 2. Blink your eyes. When you do this it looks like you’re kissing an […]

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Five Ways to Say “I Love You” Like a Passive, Cowardly Maniac

Are you afraid to say the three words that will change your relationship forever? Even if you really really are dying to say them? Well, never you worry. Here are five ways to express the sentiment without actually going out on a limb: 1. Shave Your Body Hair into a Heart Shape. If you’re a […]

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How to Pretend You Appreciate Expensive Wine (without really knowing what the hell you’re doing)

Let me start off by saying that I actually do know the difference between the way a nice glass of wine tastes and the way a crappy wine tastes. I know what I’m doing; thus, I can tell you how to pretend to know what you’re doing (without actually knowing how to do it). There […]

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“Will Make Bed for Sex”

Frat boys don’t have the right idea. In fact, it’s amazing to me that they get laid at all. Women are all about feeling – the mood – when it comes to sex. If a guy’s room is scary, gross, weird, or too adorable (which is also weird), sex is a no-go activity. This is probably […]

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How To Set Up Blind Dates (And Have Your Friends Still Like You After The Dates Are Over)

I’ve been on a few blind dates. For a 24 year old who started dating at age 16, I’ve been on way more than most people my age. If I hadn’t eventually found a boyfriend (who I did NOT meet as a result of a blind date), and kept going on blind dates at this […]

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News Flashes

Your Noisy and Rambunctious Bundles of Love are Driving Me Mad

Dear irresponsible parents of noisy and rambunctious children, I have an appeal for you. Well, two actually. And then, I’d like to close with a little motivational information for you. Please read the entire appeal, even if you don’t want to hear it…I have to listen to your children – the noisy and rambunctious children […]

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We Go Together Like…

As a couple, picking complementary Halloween costumes can be more difficult than you’d first expect. All the couples you’ve seen have been dressing alike and making it seem like good ideas are few and far between this year. Of course, that’s far from true. And if you stick to any of the following categories, you […]

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Why Everyone Looks Sexy In Red

Maybe you’re the one who gets constantly glossed over by everyone. You go to the bar with your friend, Lola (if you don’t like the name Lola, you can pick a different name), and you’re both hanging over the bar, trying to get the bartender’s attention. Lola has giant bosoms and is always – this […]

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10 Happily Missed Connections

Over the years, I’ve frequently read the “Missed  Connections” section of newspapers for entertainment purposes exclusively. I loved to think about the tremendous coincidence it would have to be for one stranger who places an ad to actually expect some other particular stranger to not only read the “Missed Connections” section, but that particular ad in the […]

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Be Different. Love Different. Wed in Weird Places.

If you’re planning your wedding and don’t want to have the ceremony in the church or temple, etc., you’re often left with choices like your parents’ backyard or the golf course. If you don’t like either of those options, you may consider having a destination wedding.  So, if you want to go with that option […]